🥯Why the name, Everything Bagel?

What is the origin of the server name everythingbagel.social? Why it was chosen? Read more about the phrase and idea behind it.

Whimsical Tone Ahead

Prepare for a whimsical journey! As we delve into the enchanting origins of "everythingbagel.social," expect a playful and light-hearted exploration. Our tale is woven with cosmic charm and a touch of humor. 🌌😄

The origins of the server name

Because "Everything Sandwich" Was Already Taken

Greetings, mortals and interdimensional wanderers, to the utterly inexplicable realm of "everythingbagel.social." Prepare to have your reality subtly tweaked as we dive into the cosmic stew that birthed this Mastodon instance, where sarcasm holds its rightful place on the throne of wit. 🌌😏

Drawing Cosmic Inspiration from the Multiverse Matrix

Hold onto your astral projections! The name "everythingbagel.social" was brewed from the limitless vat of the multiverse fantasy "Everything Everywhere All at Once." Just as Jobu Tupaki surfed realities like a cosmic surfer on psychedelic waves, our instance emerged, fueled by the delightful chaos of interconnected existence. 🌍🌟

A Feast of Unusual Flavors, Just Like the Everything Bagel

Imagine, if you will, an Everything Bagel—one that defies the laws of culinary physics by blending every flavor known to humanity. Our instance mirrors this culinary masterpiece, a melting pot of thoughts, ideas, and conversations, all seasoned with a hint of whimsy and a dash of sarcasm. Each layer is a burst of unique flavor in this gastronomic wordplay. 🥯🎨

Knocking on Reality's Door, But in a Quirky Way

"everythingbagel.social" isn't just a digital crossroads—it's the door to the cosmic speakeasy of conversations. Just as Jobu knocked on the doors of parallel universes, our instance offers a space where individuals from various dimensions can gather, engage in quirky banter, and exchange the currency of sarcasm. Every toot, every interaction—akin to an inside joke shared across dimensions. 🌐🗣️

Multiverse Musings, Where Sarcasm Reigns Supreme

Venture into the digital multiverse our instance offers, where sarcasm flows like the rivers of creativity. Much like Jobu's consciousness spans realities, our realm traverses the spectrum of human wit, inviting all to join the banter. From opinions to passions, our cosmic cauldron stirs the concoction of laughter and camaraderie. 🌀💬

Join the Surreal Symposium at "everythingbagel.social"

Ready for a dose of alternate reality, served with a side of sarcasm? "everythingbagel.social" is your invitation to the grand gala of wit and whimsy. Each keystroke, each witticism, becomes a brushstroke in the surreal masterpiece we co-create. Enter the cosmic dance, where imagination pirouettes with sarcasm in this everlasting digital masquerade. 🌠🌐

If nothing matters, then all the pain and guilt you feel from making nothing of your life... it goes away. Sucked... into... a bagel... — Jobu Tupaki